I'm a little torn on Eminem's new video "We Made You" from his upcoming album Relapse (set to drop May 19th).  First off, this video is funny as hell.  I thought it was a great idea to use all of the pop culture and TV references since it went along with the lyrics and theme of the song.

The problem is, the song kind of sucks.  I hate to say it because I am a huge Eminem fan but I'm just not feeling this one at all.  I think it had some serious potential since the Dre beat is decent but Em decided to go with that awful Triumph the Insult Comic Dog accent again and it's just wack.  WTF is that?  That was interesting once but why does he continue to use it in almost any song these days?  It's like an awful accent you use when you are 8 years old and have no idea how to mimic a foreign accent.  It just sounds dumb and lazy.  I can't even follow what he is saying because his voice is just pissing me off the whole time.

I don't know.  Maybe this will grow on me with a few more listens but I am not a feelin' this one right now.  What do you think?  Am I being overly critical of this track?  

Here are the lyrics that I was able to find so far.  I will ad the rest when I find them:

Eminem "We Made You" Lyrics 

[Intro]
Guess Who? Ya Miss Me?
Jessica Simpson sing the chorus

[Chorus]
When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see. (who they came to see)
You're a... rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
??? Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

[Verse 1]
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little zantac for antacid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel? Is it fantastic, is it grand
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady, man, no, don't massacre the fans
I think Kim Kardashian's a man
She stomped him just because he asked to put his hands
On her massive glutius maximus again
Sqeeze it, squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes, he can, can, don't ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay, please come back to seeing men
Samantha's a two, you're practically a ten
I know you want me, girl, in fact, I can see a grin
Now come in girl

[Chorus]
When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see. (who they came to see)
You're a... rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
??? Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

[Verse 2]
The enforcer, lookin for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry Portia, But whats Ellen Degeneres
Have that i don't, are you tellin me tenderness
I could be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my vitamin, inhaler and 2 senodren
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, let her say hello to my little friend
Hey fellas cut out the middle men
Forget about him or you'll end up in the hospital again
And this time it won't be for the __ binge
Forget the other girl pay the middle attention
And little did i mention that Jennifer's in..
Love with me so John Mayer sit on the bench
Man I swear those other guys you give them an inch
They take 'em out they got style, forget the consent

[Chorus]
When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see. (who they came to see)
You're a... rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
??? Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

And thats why my love, you'll never live without
I know you want me girl cos I can see you checkin me out,
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Dont't try to deny it baby i'm the only one for you

[Verse 3]
Damn girl I'm beginning to sprout an Alphalpha
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
You think that's bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash I don't mean to mess up with your gal but
Jessica Alba, I want her breasts on my mouth
Wowzers I just made a mess in my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressin like Elvis
Lord help us he's back in his pink shirt
Lookin like someone shrinked his outfit
I think he's about to flip, Jessica rest assured Supermans here to rescue ya
Can you blame me, You're my Amy, I'm your Blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake, with a saw baked in to make my jail break
Baby I think you just met your soul mate, now break it down girl

[Chorus]
When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see. (who they came to see)
You're a... rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
??? Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

[Outro]
So baby bay get down down down
Baby get down down down
Baby get down down down
Baby get down get down

Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
I can't wait, I'm going back

Dr. Dre.. 2020
TrueMixtapes.com

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